Famous Persons Resume
See if you can guess before the end.
You may be very surprised and it will surely give you
a confidence boost!
Fling some polar animals around
OK -
This sounds really stupid, but you have to get
the physics on your spin and your fling just right
to get them to go just so.
United We Dance
We are all Americans here,
and we all like to shake our rumpies.
Fowl Words
This honestly should come with a warning label,
because once you start, forget about your husband,
family, clean clothes or making dinner.  
This is all you will want to do - forever.  
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